“THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!” roared Black. “DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!”
“Actually,” said Harry, pocketing his e-cigarette, “Peter’s pursuit of rational self-interest is of a higher moral order than your determination to kill yourself on another person’s behalf, Sirius. Self-sacrifice is never the answer; it ends only in pain and death.”
Sirius blanched. “But Voldemort — we could have stopped Voldemort.”
“It’s a free market,” Harry said, shrugging.
Lupin turned into a wolf.
“Control yourself,” Harry said. “Good lord, man, you’re a being of pure will and drive. Exercise it.”
Lupin turned back into a man with flashing, clear eyes and a jaw that could level a mid-sized office building.
“In the marketplace of ideas,” Harry went on, “Voldemort has the same right to disseminate his philosophy as you do. If his philosophy is sound, it will flourish. If his philosophy is unsound, you have nothing to fear.””
– Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and the Prisoners of Collectivism (via departmentofgrizzly)
(x) “Bedtime Story” by RaetElgnis on DA
"…and then Jack chopped down the beanstalk, adding murder and ecological vandalism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned, but he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that you can be excused just about anything if you’re a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions."
- Terry Pratchett, “Hogfather”
hold on though my brain just pictured a bisexual Pakistani Captain America and in my head she has the cutest nose guys.
that’s a super-cute nose.
"Hey Cap, want to grab Shawarma?"
"It’s Ramadan, you idiot. I’m fasting."
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
Coming home at four AM from your boyfriend’s house after having sex for the first time and running smack into your dad, more like.
The following is a white blood cell chasing a bacterium. It eventually ends up swallowing it. The following white blood cell is specifically a neutrophil. They end up ingesting the microbe a process known as phagocytosis.
you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.
that is a raccoon
Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good
by Chiara Bautista
We are absolutely in love!